Jokes on you, I am bioluminescent.
this post was submitted on 11 May 2024
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Boltzmann agrees
I'm bioluminescent in infrared 😤
Jokes on you as I jam this glowstick up my peehole
I'm quite convinced bioengineering will find a way
Oh yeah. If I'm dedicated enough, I'm sure I can, since we can already make animals bioluminescent.
We have, it is just illegal on human even with their consent
Maybe in your country, but I'm sure there is one that allows it.
I have some questions...
What made the cat sad? And why does it have a Christmas can of ~~Chinese~~ Japanese Coca-Cola? And why are you posting this picture in May? You're just making me mad its not Christmas time and a million degrees outside.
It says "Hokkaido" on the can, so I'm guessing it's a can of Japanese Coca-Cola?
I have the same can. It's a Hokkaido 2020 collectors can.
You're absolutely right. I guess I didn't zoom in far enough.
After I down the 12th glow stick I glow a little, but alas not true bioluminescence 😔
Hey now, I'm certain a few of the IT nerds here are qualified to work for the FBI. Not all, but some.
This feels like a personal attack.
I wonder who it's for
Are you telling me the Gatorade commercials LIED to me!?!?