this post was submitted on 10 May 2024
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[–] [email protected] 29 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I've suddenly just realized Neelix is alien Guy Fieri. Same hair, same clothes, same attitude, same job (basically)...

[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 months ago (1 children)

He knows the way to the Flavor System (and where all the coffee nebulas are).

That's why Janeway killed Tuvix to get Neelix back.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

The woman has her priorities. I full on respect that.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago
[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Everybody - and I mean everybody - loves Riker's donkey sauce.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

Viacom: "We can't syndicate this show if you call it donkey sauce. Please call it something else."

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Mrs. Troi, this is a great picture. Would you share where and when you took it?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago

A woman doesn't steal memes and tell darling, you should know better!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago

I'm your host Will "T-Bone" Riker and welcome to Deltas, Directives, and Docks. Today we're checking out the Sisko restaurant, they've got gumbo so good it makes founders grow frosted tips. The only war in this Dominion is the one I'm going to wage on these succulent crawfish.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

it….
It’s beautiful!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

A very long time ago I was on psychedelics at a Phish show. I had a blast at the show, but the venue also had an upcoming Guy Fieri event and I ended up confronted with massive posters that were just Guy Fieri's weird head everywhere. I had a really bad time for a while until I got out of there. Just frosted tips and flames as far as the eye could see. I had welcome to flavortown on loop in my head and in that moment I experienced true cosmic horror at the idea that Guy Fieri existed in our universe and we were powerless to stop it.

This picture is like that.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

Fun fact, "Riker" is actually pronounced fee-yet-ee

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Why does everything taste like smegma?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

There's probably some stuck in your mustache.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

Thanks, I hate it

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

The spice must flow to my mouth

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Diners, Dives, and Space Docks.