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[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

The difference is: One you do for fun and one you're told to do for money.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

But I love coding at work?!

The problem is that every living entity in a 10 kilometer radius around me, seems to be hellbent on getting me to do anything but coding. Refining work estimates, fixing badge access rights, fixing a driver issue, telling people that you cannot do 1000 things at the same time, teaching the new developer how shit (doesn't) works, mangling Jenkins into a functional state again, explaning that thing I did a year ago but is only now used (it was very high prio a year ago), writing documentation that noboby ever reads, progress meetings, specialty group meetings, knowledge sharing meetings, company wide meetings, etc.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

You can always write code for Free Software projects in your free time and contribute to a good cause.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago (3 children)

You can use a JavaScript to assembly converter so you get the same pain on your personal projects.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Is there a 6502 backend?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Tell me more, I’ve almost achieved webasm

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Wouldn't that just be a JavaScript compiler?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Well, if you put it that way ... yes.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Amazing how you can work 8 hours without it ever stopping being 1 am. Human beings really are amazing when they are motivated

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Motivation: AKA, Chronic Insomnia.