Do the alphabet with your tongue
this post was submitted on 03 May 2024
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Backwards, in cursive
Like a bulldog eating custard.
Reminds me of a joke I heard..
Kid goes to his father, Dad what does a vagina look like?"
Dad: "Before sex or after sex?"
Kid: "uh.. before sex."
Dad: "Like a rose, with all it's pedals in full bloom"
kid: thinks for a second. "huh ok. What about after sex?"
Dad "Ever see a bulldog eating mayonnaise?"
Buy it dinner first
Will ramen do?
Not the orangussy 🫦
boy this is clearly a lemonussy
My only excuse is that I just woke up and my eyes were still bleary.
Wait... Does this mean we can get some Lemonussyade?
Well you know what they say: when life gives you lemonussy, make lemonussyade.
Of course it does. What a question...
It’s a sourpuss
Orangina
I should call her...
Fast, before it evolves into Pac-Man
edit: grammar
Don't think, just go for it face first like it was the first meal you had in a month after crash landing in the desert
Buy it dinner first
Front to back
Slice hole vertically in the middle between and stick tounge in and slurp it out
Lick it like ice cream and if people stare at you weirdly, offer them to share it with you.
In the shower
Aggressively.
Turn it into a spray
Now you can flavor all your foods with finesse. It's like a pepper spray with orange as the substitute for the pepper. Hell, spray it into your mouth for some fresh orange juice.
Citrussy
First, remember that an orange is like a good marriage. Then just eat the damn orange.
After having a few good moments, throw the bitter and hollow remainings of your orange in the trash?
First you have the skin, and then the sweet, sweet innards
Start at the little hole at the bottom
Poke a pinhole and squeeze the juice into your mouth.
Spread the lips and dig in.
Peel it.
Suppositorily.