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Sorry Mrs. Johansson

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[–] [email protected] 42 points 6 months ago (5 children)

Shit like this is why I could never have become a teacher. I'd be so tempted to just randomly hand out some of the A and B papers like that, too.

Just to collectively mess with everyone's minds. Each class would be a new group of test subjects for me to run my cruel, arbitrary experiments on.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 6 months ago

I had A+ papers handed back to me like that so other students wouldn't get mad at me for wrecking the curve

They still knew, tho

[–] [email protected] 21 points 6 months ago (1 children)

This is what my elementary school teachers did with every test. Because your mark is your business alone

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

And high school too

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

In my teaching days (first-year undergrad level), I would always hand back all homework and exams upside down. It's not my call whether a students' grade on anything should be visible to their neighbors

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Running your classroom like a vault

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

On the "I actually would have been the cool teacher" side of that equation, I can totally see myself administering a modified version of the G.O.A.T. on the first day of every school year.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

my teacher one time said something like that to me, wohet i was going to take my paper, i frozen lol

[–] [email protected] 33 points 6 months ago (1 children)

My calculus teacher started doing that on my A papers after he noticed that I always flipped them over immediately after seeing the grade.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago

Yeah, definitely the same thing happened in my calculus classes for the same reason!

But a lot of the teachers in my school just did it for everything. I assume it was a policy they discussed at some point.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 months ago (1 children)

🎵 Oooo, I am for real 🎵

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Never meant to fail your test and cry.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

I'll re-take fifth grade a thousand times.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago (2 children)

And then there's that brief moment where you think it won't be too bad before turning the paper over and seeing the most dreaded words in the English language: "see me after class".

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

Ah, the youthful precursor to the random "Can I see you in my office?" from your boss as an adult.

They were just prepping us, bro.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

I had a teacher write FAILURE in all caps. An f would have worked but I guess I'm a failure hahaha.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago

Your teacher knows you failed the test when you turn it in like this

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

damn I wish I had teachers this kind