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[–] [email protected] 146 points 6 months ago (6 children)

"Alright", "I agree", "Fair point", "Proceed further"

[–] [email protected] 59 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 19 points 6 months ago

Think shamer!

[–] [email protected] 44 points 6 months ago (3 children)

"Affirmative", "Much obliged"

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 months ago

"In the pipe, 5 by 5"

[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 27 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I've dated that girl. Not gonna lie, "uhuh" is hot as fuck.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 months ago

"You have my heartfelt endorsement."

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

10-4 good buddy

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

I second your motion

[–] [email protected] 55 points 6 months ago

卄乇ㄥㄥ ㄚ乇卂卄 丂ㄒ乇卩 乃尺ㄖㄒ卄乇尺

[–] [email protected] 49 points 6 months ago (3 children)

I'm a big fan of "YIPPEE!!!!"

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago (1 children)

But only if you do it like the geologists in settlers 2 when they find something in the ground.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I was actually thinking of Mario, but I think they're pretty similar...

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[–] [email protected] 41 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I'm pretty sure this is a Demetri Martin joke.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 6 months ago (3 children)

There was a porn video of a popular French girl saying "Oui" over and over again.

It sounded so funny that I couldn't nut. Then I did.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 6 months ago (1 children)

You persevered against all odds. Bravo.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I read this as 'perversed' at first

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago

Both work tbh 🤷

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago (1 children)

In Japanese they don't say yes, they say good. The word for good is ii (sounds like eee). There's not a different consonant or vowel to break up saying "good" over and over, so you just hear iiiiiiiiiiiiii.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

They could do a glottal stop here and there

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 6 months ago

Yep, yep-yep-yep-yep-yep-yep-yep-yep, uh-huh, uh-huh!

[–] [email protected] 29 points 6 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago

Worked for Lucy in Fallout 🤷

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Isn't that what happens in the last few episodes of better call saul?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 months ago
[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 months ago

How about "Yippee"?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago

Or yeppers.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago

...I think this falls in the same category as "Good girl"

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

This was unreasonably funny for how low effort. Awesome.

Oh, and now I thought of the "yip yips"

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago

Yep, correct, it follows, your argument is sound, your…

QED.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

I have arrived

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

Pro pain and pro pain accessories

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

I like to make the same sounds that turtles make when fucking.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago (3 children)
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

I laugh, some of those faces people pull are fucking hilarious.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

Only people that are fine with substituting mayonnaise with miracle whip in a potato salad. Ya gotta experiment if the need arises, ya know.

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