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People and their kids like to come over unannounced, and without permission, to look at my ducks like it's the fuckin zoo or some shit.

Need some humor for this situation to ease my frustration

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

Tell your neighborhood you're a sex offender?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

Dismember one of the ducks and put it on display

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Give Red Riding Hoods to all neighbors.

And mention by the way that you got wolves there, so the kids must wear them when they want to visit.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Go back to Jersey tweakers

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

“Unattended Children Will be Gifted a Duckling”

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Raise a pack of cats then put your cat on guard your property.

Their meow will scare kids away

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago

depending on where you're from you can hang up a sign saying "trespassing Children will be converted to Islam"

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