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[–] [email protected] 111 points 11 months ago (2 children)

every time I think I've found the perfect woman it's just 3 raccoons in a trench coat that rob me again

[–] [email protected] 38 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

If they're only taking your trash, they are respectable service workers. You should propose.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago

Hi, where do I apply for the Racoon Husband program?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Run with them. They've got everything you need. Run with them. They are free.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

The theme song to The Raccoons really is an 80s banger.