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Teacher: "I know you're sexting!"
Student: "Dude, I'm just upvoting memes."
Teacher: "So why do you have a boner?" 👀
Student: I don't know! It just does that!
Son. It's time to learn the Tuck / Tennessee Tuck / Uptuck.
As a female bodied person - can I get an explanation?
I don’t know the phrasing they are using but when I was particularly boner prone I would situate my penis between the waist band of my boxer briefs and my waist/lower stomach and just have my shorts or pants a tad higher. I also typically wore an untucked tee. Little fella was free to do his thing throughout the day and it would remain our little secret.
Penises are so weird. I'm glad no one can tell my level of arousal unless they are looking at my underwear or under it... Which by that point I probably am okay sharing that information.
Tangential note - had a fun conversation with my person the other day on how I'm used to the erect penis as "normal" and how it looks funnier when it's not whereas for him it's the opposite!
It’s not even necessarily arousal either which could make for some awkward moments, especially as a teenager. I started doing the tuck because a couple times in class, completely focused on my work, when the bell rang and I snapped out of my work to get up and leave I realized I had a full on boner so I couldn’t stand up right away. I don’t even like math, especially like that! I’m a lot older now so the random events aren’t as often but they still happen.
That is interesting how your experience would be flipped like that.
Other person was correct.
The tuck is where you pull your boner up and point it to the sky. You then tuck it between your underwear/pants. It allows you to acquire a full on stiffy without it tenting the front of your pants.
By the time you get flaccid it untucks itself automatically and flaps back into position without issue.
About the only thing it requires is properly fitted clothing and usually a T-shirt. But you can get by without a shirt as long as you aren't going commando. Just gotta make sure your pants or underwear are lower than the other and tuck at 0 degrees in the lower of the two.
Fwiw we don't even need to be horny. Boners just happen at all ages, but especially so between 0-25.
Student: "They're good memes."
"I told you, I'm upvoting memes."