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[–] [email protected] 106 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I solve this problem by not writing a book and masturbating.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 87 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Yes. It is very easy to masturbate while not writing.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Easy for you to say. I struggle with this.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

So that's your trick, you write pamphlets instead of book, I see. I'll try that next time

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (5 children)

Bro. I swear to god me, you, and a user called “the piccard manoeuvre” are like the only three users on here.

Like I see y’all everywhere. I had discussions with you in many places at this point.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Only 3 users? Don't you count us lurkers out, we're here too. We're always here... always.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

It just I notice those other names a heck of a lot.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (3 children)

I have a lot of free time at the moment, although that's going to end next year.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

I hear you can save a lot of time by writing Lemmy comments while masturbating.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Will you still have time to masturbate while not writing?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

It won't be November anymore, so what's the point?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

What happens next year?

You don’t have to share. Just curious is all.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

My daughter starts a new online school program and I have to be a "learning coach" which basically means I have to keep an eye on her during the school day and help her when she needs it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Ah nice. It’s nice to have something to do like that.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I think it will be very difficult, but rewarding. Going down to a single income sucks, but she had to be taken out of school because of some serious bullying. I just hope this will make her happier.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You sound like a great person. I’m sorry that your daughter had to go through bullying and even worse, she is the one that has to change her life.

I wish you both success.

You’re right, it’s a terrible time to drop to a single income.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Thanks, I really appreciate it. Have a good holidays!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

This thread went longer and more serious than I could’ve imagined at the outset. Glad I stuck with it! Congrats on the mod role (maybe I’m late to notice?).

Sorry to hear about your daughter and income situation. Kids, and the parents that raise them that way, can be such di**s.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Thanks for all of that. The mod thing was a surprise to me. One day, I was a mod. No one asked me. And that thread is getting dangerously close to the maximum number of posts Discourse allows.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

The Picard manoeuvre is everywhere, don't know if I've ever seen you guys.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Some of the meme gods of [email protected] will grace other communities with their fire hose of content.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

I'm here too, as well as VikingHippie

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

Impossible, i've tried so hard and still wrote at least a 3 pages story

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Or you could solve it by nut writing a book. Make it a two birds, one stone thing, but more like "many nuts, one book"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

There's a 50k word novel that doesn't use the letter E. Doubling the word count while only using A, C, G, T, & U is on another level.