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This is a good one, but I think it's not all shame. Concealing farts in public is a game of skill. You must consider how to position your body so that no sound is made. How quiet is the area you're in? Are there others around who could conceal the true farter? Are you able to discreetly move to another location so that by the time the smell arrives you're no longer a suspect?
You also take into account your last eaten foods and recent farts and how they may result in large smell or sometimes no smell. It's a big game of strategy and execution to be a covert farter.
It's actually a very easy way to get other people sick, unfortunately.
I know viruses spread very well. Covid for instance
People get viruses like RSV + spread so much and they don't even know
Well I'll be damned!
Just keep your pants on I guess.
Viruses can go thru pants, for sure.
Seems not.
You know what? I was arguing in bad faith. But now I know you want to fart on people.
This was the most hilarious discussion I've ever witnessed on the internet, especially because you guys included links and quoted the article better than another "more serious" arguments I've seen.