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That said, he's probably still richer than everyone else here.
"probably", you mean definitely.
I mean most likely, but I haven't checked my bank balance in a while so can't be 100% certain
Schrodinger's bank account?
I can check it for you, is your pin still 1234?
0123
I'm a programmer
Clearly I'm a garbage programmer who is 1 indexed. I feel ashamed
It's ok, someone's gotta take the bullet called Matlab
True, but it can buy a lot of people to tell you how smart and wonderful and handsome you are so you can pretend all that bad stuff never happened.
But deep down the truth still knocks
He already has his mom for that so he’s wasting his money
He's still a piece of garbage regardless of his ill-gotten gains.
And that matters?
Depends on the metrics you're using.
Lotta people abiding real close by Worthington’s law
A lot of people could get rich if they lost their morals.
Good thing they don't though, or the world would be even more shitty.
still one of the richest people in the world I think
$50 bucks says, he still never feels like it's enough.