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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] [email protected] 212 points 13 hours ago (18 children)

Fake: Anon is a respected member of his community

Gay: He puts his meat in other men's mouths

[–] [email protected] 43 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

Then the other person is gay, not anon. That’s how it works, right?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Look, it's only gay if you like it. You can get railed every night at the club in the bathroom, but if you don't like it, it isn't gay.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 hours ago

I will try not liking it.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 12 hours ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 32 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

but if you make your mouth look like a loose butt hole, that's gay right?

[–] [email protected] 28 points 12 hours ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 minutes ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 minutes ago

You really do have an eye for that sort of thing.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 hours ago

Whayyy are you G A E

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)
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