this post was submitted on 31 May 2025
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[–] [email protected] 34 points 4 days ago (2 children)

What about one of those long spoony "scoop" type things that people use to throw balls at the dog park?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 days ago (2 children)

You mean like a Jailai stick?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago

Atlatl grenade training when? I'll join the army I fucking swear just let me play atlatl grenades.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

Yep. Or xistera if you wanna be fancy :D