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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

Take a cup of coffee or tea and go with them. There are multiple modern addictions that you can choose from.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

Take a sparkler to hold, so you can ask for a light

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

That's actually very good advice

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

And be around people smoking? Disgusting