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[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Easy. Say you're going for a smoke and then don't actually smoke.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You and your rational solutions... You are clearly not addicted.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Yeah, chances are one day that'd lead to smoking again. Likely pretty quickly.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Did this at work all the time. I want to hangout and chat too