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[โ€“] [email protected] -1 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Sticking a vibrating egg up your ass while you code. The debugger controls the speed in inverse proportion to the number of syntax errors.

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago

That's just training for a chess championship