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‘Advertising Doesn’t Work On Me,’ Says Chosen One Who Will Lead Humanity Out Of Dark Age Of Commercialism (theonion.com)

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

Advertizing should be illegal. It's visual pollution and makes people less comfortable in every environment they are in.

Amazon should be "nationalized" by the UN or EU, and then ran as THE global marketplace app.

If you want to find a product or see advertisements for products you can go to that specific tool and find what you need. And then we can ban all advertisements outside that one tool.