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Cousin Wearing MAGA Hat and Fake ICE Jacket Doesn’t Want to Talk About Politics At Memorial Day BBQ (thehardtimes.net)
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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You shouldn't steal a cane from someone that needs it to walk. You should weaken its structural integrity, so he would fall after putting a lot of weight on it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

You made my day with this comment.