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Cousin Wearing MAGA Hat and Fake ICE Jacket Doesn’t Want to Talk About Politics At Memorial Day BBQ (thehardtimes.net)

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I think then the extroverted racists would just assume you're also a racist too. And say the WORST things imaginable to you, thinking they're in a safe space.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This happens to me just because I'm a man with white skin who dresses country. I do love throwing them for a loop when it happens though.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Same here, working on classic cars gives me the opportunity to take lots of money from old rich white guys. I donate to PBS, NPR, and On the Media with it.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Ew.

Although, I could just run away. Would it mean less people would talk to me?

Please note I am joking and don't actually intend on wearing a MAGA hat or an ICE vestment