this post was submitted on 09 May 2025
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[–] [email protected] 39 points 6 days ago (2 children)

You're supposed to clean your keyboard?

I bought one with lights and it's a glorious display case for my collection of dead skin, crumbs and stray pubes.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

How are your pubes getting near your k--

wait, no I don't want the answer to that question.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

Stray WHAT??? 😭