this post was submitted on 07 May 2025
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[–] [email protected] 46 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Wouldn't it be a "bear naked choke"?

[–] [email protected] 29 points 6 days ago

Oh BROTHER this guy stinks!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 days ago (1 children)

“IT’S BEEN one week since you looked at me…”

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago

"Head your cock to the side and said 'I'm hungry'..."