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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 23 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Chad-to-be gets to learn the hard way about lighting, styling, product lining, beard profiling... and facial structure.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

and also that whoever he went to ended up cutting the hair way too high