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[–] [email protected] 106 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Well, I assume the girlfriend knew the guy REALLY liked Ol' Reliable, right? In this case, screaming "do what you want to me," while clearly indicating a desire for something else, has been 100% respected.

If you want something different, say it specifically. Our pee pees are touching, kinda' late for being Victorian about it...