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[–] [email protected] 56 points 1 month ago (3 children)

My sister told me I could fly after watching Peter Pan. I could not fly.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Sounds like you didn't believe you could fly.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)

They believed they could fly, and they touched the sky.

Unfortunately they then touched the ground and the ground touched back

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

The trick is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's not the fall that kills you, it's the sudden stop at the end.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

The best way to teach gradients, explain the acceleration gradient across their mass as they hit the ground

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Tink sends her regards 💥💥

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Roof or bunk bed?

Got my brother off the bunk bed but mum caught us before he could try roof.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

If you ever think you can fly: start from the ground.

Good advice for children and drunk people.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

i always take off from the ground in flying dreams. It’s like jump…jump… Whoah!