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[–] [email protected] 43 points 6 days ago (2 children)

When you get right down to the root cause, you can't fix stupid and horny is a hard hill to overcome.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Reminds me of this cute little poem:

My genes done gone and tricked my brain
By making fucking feel so great
That's how the little creeps attain
Their plan to fuckin' replicate
But brain's got tricks itself, you see
To get the bang but not the bite
I got this here vasectomy
My genes can fuck themselves tonight.

- Peter Watts, Blindsight

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Blindsight is awesome. I was so pumped he made his works freely available.

Have you read the rifters trilogy? It has a mildly odd voice, imho, but overall a great series.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

I haven't. I'll check it out, thanks.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

Simple really, cure the STD called life and stupid and horny are gone too.