this post was submitted on 11 Apr 2025
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[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 day ago (8 children)

Well he did deserve it by wearing that hat.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Fedora with safari flaps in the back

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

That sounds fedorable.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Oh, I thought it would've been the one about the fishes

[–] [email protected] 3 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 14 hours ago

I HATEFUCK MERMAIDS

FISH TOP, HUMAN LEGS AND ASS

BY FAR BEST COMBO

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