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For anyone like me whose bullshit detector calibration is off from the past 10 years of crazy, this is indeed a real tweet from the official White House Twitter account.
This timeline is fucked and I'm done with it.
My guy. The crazy shit hasn't started yet. This will be the darkest decade of your life. So much unnecessary suffering..
"So far"
Me too Morty, let's get out of here
"I told you, we can only do this three or four more times, and you fucked with SQUIRRELS?!?"
This is the tweet.
Oh it's about tariffs
For anyone who would prefer the original link, here’s the direct link to Twit——
just kidding
Thanks
I mean it's so wild, no one would make it up
Why did they let a kid tweet by the White House account?
There's no way they woulda let Musk's head hobbit exist there for so long without earning his keep somehow. Poor little kid is just repeating the same shit he's hearing the adult-shaped ugly children around him saying.
yeah I was hoping it was photoshop
Is it a real quote from the movie? I've seen it but I don't remember what all the signs said.
It's not. But it's disturbingly apt.
Now print it out and poster it around town.
Do not ingest their poison, block and ignore weaponized stupidity. Come back in 4 years. Stupid will burn itself out.
You're more hopeful than you've been given any reason to be to assume this will be over in 4 years.
Your complacency is their enforcement mechanism.
It is an international perspective. That country is burned out, board up the door and windows leading up there. Nobody needs to go, trade, or talk to them, they're done. It's like they're not there anymore. Life needs to go on without them, it's over. Maybe in 4 years, in the unlikely event that there are still elections, they will gets their shit together, but for now, lock the door to the asylum and throw away the key into the drawer of garbage.
The owners of the largest military in the world will make it everyone's problem before it gets better.
They will learn why castles aren't defensive military positions anymore and how an aircraft carrier is functionnally a floating castle.
You misunderstand the point of an aircraft carrier. It's not any more defensible than other large, floating objects - but first you have to reach it, and the aircraft it carries are capable of blowing up nearly anything to kingdom come before it gets anywhere close. Carriers aren't for defense. They're for projecting power.
They've been floating in impunity around the world for 75 years. It's pretty clear any serious war will start on day one with 5 of them sunk.
The only reason they're not corals reefs already is a polite gentleman's agreement to "lets not really war except against the poors" for about 40 years.
They're so unlikely to survive that battle planners should not waste time countering them after day 2. I wouldn't be surprised if one or two of them become scuba diving tourist destinations in the red sea before the real war even starts.
They are a monument to cathedral thinking.
I've been waiting for it to do that for the last 3 decades
Good news your wait is almost over. Soon we will have american supercarriers washing on shore, upside down.
Inshallah