this post was submitted on 04 Apr 2025
618 points (99.4% liked)

The Onion

5818 readers
925 users here now

The Onion

A place to share and discuss stories from The Onion, Clickhole, and other satire.

Great Satire Writing:

founded 3 years ago
MODERATORS
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[โ€“] [email protected] 57 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If the United States could see what the United States is doing in the United States, the United States would invade the United States to liberate the United States from the tyranny of the United States.

[โ€“] [email protected] 18 points 23 hours ago

It's a good thing the United States has spent a long time making sure the United States doesn't ever have to see what the United States is actually doing to the United States.