this post was submitted on 03 Apr 2025
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[–] [email protected] 44 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

If you didn't buy so many pumpkin spice lattes and avocado toasts you would have been rich by now

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Instructions unclear, invested life savings in pumpkin spice latte and avocado toast stocks

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You god dang gen z's are going to get my CFA designation revoked

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I'm actually an elder millennial, but I guess I can hold off on any further investment until you get your Classified Fowl Arbitration cert reinstated 🤷

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

I see you're also an expert in bird law

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

I renounced my Chick-fil-A designation after I got disciplined for playing the south park episode

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Got it. I'm gonna have a nice hot avocado late and some cinnamon sticks on pumpkin toast

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm starting to notice a problem...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

I've never joked in my life