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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon watches It (sh.itjust.works)

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I love that he has a bell to ring, presumably when he gives up on a movie so he can announce to the room when he's going to get up and walk away from it. His girlfriend/wife already knows what's going to happen. It's been 10 years, and he still hasn't picked up what she's putting down when she asks if he wants to watch Netflix and chill.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

I just assumed that's the guy from cinemasins. ding

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I thought of Hector from Breaking Bad when I saw that.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Bang, zoom, straight to the moon.