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[–] [email protected] 120 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (5 children)

You don't understand how awful it is to have studied both physics and history. Everything is so horribly misrepresented everywhere all the time. I'm losing it

[–] [email protected] 57 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Hey, these sharks aren't going to fuck themselves, buddy, get back to work.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

That weed won't smoke itself either

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Is there a username_checksout community, yet?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Wow they're all inactive, but thanks!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Good. It's Reddit culture and doesn't belong here.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Psych background, it's bad too but nothing makes me scream more than the "you only use 10% of the brain" crap. When that movie all about that came out I absolutely lost it.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago (1 children)

ugh, i feel like twice a week im having to tell people "using one hundred percent of your brain is called a fucking seizure"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

We only use 10% of our brain, just like a traffic light only uses 1/3 of its lamps.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Maybe the movie was about epilepsy ?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

We have unlocked you full potential... seizures.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 months ago

Reminds me of the scene in Friends when Rachel looks Ross dead in the eye and says Jurassic Park could have happened and his entire brain goes into meltdown

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

I've got a chemistry degree and I do reenactment and how average people lived throughout history is a big hobby of mine.

Media hurts me so much.