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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

(Verse 1) Well, out in the binary sunset, where the data flows so free, Worf and I saddle up, in the holodeck, just him and me. We punch in coordinates to a honky-tonk in the stars, Where the warp core hums, and the steel guitars.

(Chorus) Data's circuits sing a tune, Worf's heart beats strong and true, In this cosmic dance, where the stars align, we'll make it through. We're two souls in a nebula, navigating the galaxy, A country song in warp speed, just Worf and me.

(Verse 2) Data calculates the rhythm, precision in every line, While Worf's Klingon heart adds a touch, fierce and fine. Through the Delta Quadrant, we'll two-step our way, In the cosmic hoedown, where the starlight plays.

(Chorus) Data's circuits sing a tune, Worf's heart beats strong and true, In this cosmic dance, where the stars align, we'll make it through. We're two souls in a nebula, navigating the galaxy, A country song in warp speed, just Worf and me.

(Bridge) On the bridge of the Enterprise, where the stars meet the sky, Worf's the cowboy, and Data's the reason why. In a saloon on Risa, where the drinks are cold and sweet, We'll kick up the stardust with our warp-driven beat.

(Verse 3) Through time and space, our melody unfolds, In the heart of the galaxy, where the country story's told. With Worf's honor and Data's grace, We'll serenade the cosmos, find our place.

(Chorus) Data's circuits sing a tune, Worf's heart beats strong and true, In this cosmic dance, where the stars align, we'll make it through. We're two souls in a nebula, navigating the galaxy, A country song in warp speed, just Worf and me.

(Outro) So as the stars keep shining, and the warp drive hums along, Worf and I will sing our song, in this cosmic country throng. Through binary sunsets and interstellar bars, Our country tune echoes among the stars.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

With a million dollars ... you could take these lyrics .. you could hire a recording studio, get a bag of cocaine, some cheap musicians, a good looking guy or gal and spend the rest on marketing and you would easily turn it into tens of millions in a year or two.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Now I just the need the capital to start with.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Nah just need someone with a guitar, sometime to sing, a drum track, and a bass

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago