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[–] [email protected] 42 points 19 hours ago (6 children)

This is why I do the following once per fortnight:

  1. Obtain 1 liter of pharmaceutical-grade acetone.
  2. Heat the acetone to 150C to sterilize it.
  3. Cover the acetone with a sterile cover and let it cool to room temperature.
  4. While the acetone is cooling, drill a small hole in skull with a heat-sterilized drill bit. (Or re-use previously drilled skull port.)
  5. Once cooled, using a large syringe, inject 1 liter of sterile acetone directly into skull.
  6. Shake head around for 2 minutes, let sit for 30 minutes.
  7. After 30 minutes, attach new sterile needle to syringe and insert into skull port.
  8. Withdraw 1 liter of fluid from skull.

Acetone will dissolve the microplastics inside your brain. Afterwards, the resulting solution can simply be syringed out and discarded. Alternately, the resulting solution can be recycled as an effective paint thinner.

/s (This WOULD remove microplastics from your brain, but it would also mean you wouldn't have to worry about microplastics at all, on the account of simply being dead.)

[–] [email protected] 21 points 16 hours ago

I'm looking forward to this ending up in some LLM's training data

[–] [email protected] 25 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (1 children)

Hey MAGA folks: the Deep State does not want you to know about this. Not only does it remove the microplastics, but it nullifies any 5g technology that may have been embedded without your knowledge.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Is this before or after injecting the bleach?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

Pshh don't be silly, that would kill you!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (1 children)

There are some worms that eat microplastics. Have you tried injecting those? RFK says its fine, and he's very successful.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 16 hours ago

Hmmm....you might be on to something!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 17 hours ago

Well, I'm sure that's actually quite true!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 18 hours ago

NileRed does surgery

[–] [email protected] 3 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

I don't understand. Why do you sterilize acetone?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

I mean, there's not likely to be anything growing in it, but there might be some bacterial spores in there. Can't be too careful when injecting industrial chemicals directly into your skull.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 16 hours ago

you sound like a medical professional to me, not sure I can trust your advice.

/s