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"Twitter was definitely cyber attacked!" says guy whose rockets and cars explode on the regular
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Just wait until he gets that team of cracker-jack 20-somethings from DOGE to wield their towering intellect for the good of Spacex. We're gonna travel to new galaxies 🥴
Or maybe he'll just blow up a lot of launchpads and rockets and make some excuses. Maybe even blame Ukraine and transgenders somehow. Who knows?! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯