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this post was submitted on 23 Feb 2025
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because conservatives are fat
They conserve their fats
I'm a fat cyclist.
FWIW as an avid cyclist I've been yelled at numerous times by car drivers, and it's always skinny middle-aged dudes smoking cigarettes and driving well-dented vehicles. I've always wanted to be yelled at by a fat person so I can shout "enjoy your third heart attack" at them but it's never happened.
Yeah and in my area we get stories in the news about cyclists harassing people or getting into fights on the bike trails and they usually end up being some rich MAGA dude when they get arrested
I was worried this wouldn't be politicized and reduced to red v blue and red bad, but you saved the day.
red is more fat
Unsure if that's actually true but regardless it is fact that red is more rural.