Anons argue in comments
this post was submitted on 23 Feb 2025
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Cop pulls you over on a bicycle:
"Drivers License and registration please"
"I don't need those, I'm not driving this bicycle, I'm travelling on it officer. Private conveyance. I don't contract with DMV."
"Right you are sir, have a nice day!"
Why haven't the sovcits cottoned on to this loophole?!
You can also run a speed camera on one and they can’t touch you. Sovcits hate this one weird trick.
They can pull you over for speeding (if you actually manage too). Or at least where I live they can.
Bc they are fat asses
Have you physically seen the average sovcit?? No way they’re traveling on bicycles anytime soon haha
I'm still confused how they didn't argue
Why didn't the cop shoot them? Did this conversation happen in Europe?
I'm more confused as to why my upvote took 4 seconds to do the thing instead of the usual instantaneous. Is it because the US has become a fascist dictatorship without the populace noticing?