this post was submitted on 09 Nov 2023
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The computer is a woman and I learned this from the internet:
So this isn't as insane as it looks.
Of course the computer is a woman. A woman who sounds surprisingly like Lwaxana Troi.
Turns out the computer was in our heads this entire team thanks to the power of telepathy 🌈
That could be a good skit. Someone not affected by the telepathy is confused when everyone else is talking to the imaginary computer and nothing happens.
Those other entries are all insane.
Like OK I can understand stealing a loose hair, kinda creepy but w/e, but her shoe? Is this some kind of gaslight where she thinks nobody would steal only one shoe, so it must be around somewhere, then a week later you can be like "Hey, I found this shoe, it looks alot like your old shoes? btw, why do you keep rubarb in your shoes?" and "What/who are you getting 9 units of fresh blood from?"
I don't think it's meant to be serious. It's probably a collection of old "wives' takes" or something like that.
Heh heh yeah it's uh obviously not meant to be taken seriously...
Dammit
Drops of blood, not units