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Anon eats cup noodles (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 64 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

>instant noodles
>need to wait 5 minutes

[–] [email protected] 35 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Fake: false advertising
Gay: noodle sucking

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 weeks ago

The noodles are instantly there the moment you open the lid, they're just not instantly cooked. 😌

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Bruh, the noodles are there the whole time. I dunno what you're on about /s

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Well if they're there the whole time they're hardly instant, are they?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

… present noodles

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Instant noodles: cast on any player's turn. Summon a food token.