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"Today"= 18 Months Ago (lemmy.world)
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[–] [email protected] 63 points 1 day ago (2 children)

"I... I was just asking why my WiFi driver isn't working."

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 day ago (2 children)

This NIC is woke.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Since I had it handy, here's the source meme for the uninitiated: An edited picture of an early reader book. A young man is leaning over the open hood of a car, gesturing with his offhand, facing the viewer. The title of the book has been edited to say "Everything I don't like is WOKE" and the subtitle is "A book for basic dickheads". Text over the young man says "This engine is woke".

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ahh...they had woke_on_lan enabled. That'll do it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

It's the dang magic packets in the water supply

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 hours ago

It's turning the packets EF!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

You jest but it's because you chose a manufacturer that made a closed-source driver minefield and the volunteer paramedics haven't been able to get to you yet.