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[–] [email protected] 55 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Let's remake it. Instead of completely reverting it after 30 seconds, do the following:

  • change timespan to 30 days
  • after each blink, you see a WinRar-esque trial window which you have to close manually by touching your butthole with bare fingers.
[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago (2 children)

That last one is just what everyone already has to deal with, though.Right? ...right? Guys?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I have a fix. Cut off the tip of one of your fingers and stick it up your ass. Now the WinRar-esque trial window will not show up anymore. Either that or switch to 7z (which is better anyways) but I know you mother fuckers follow bill gates to closely to ever even think of using a program that is free, open source, faster, and just over all better.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Brings a new meaning to “cracked winrar”

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Way ahead of you! Did that 5 years ago! Still get a notification through my colon that my finger is out of date and needs to be updated now and then, but I just consider that a bonus 🤷

[–] [email protected] -4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Had me in the first half there. But Bill Gates didn't write winrar and 7zip works just fine on windows, so I'm not sure what that whole rant was about.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They had you in the half that began with advising me to cut off one of my fingertips? 🤔

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Sure, that part made sense given the context. Sometimes you just gotta do what you gotta do.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I know I do, had a hemorrhoid bust back there, now it itches unless I use a bidet which I don't have

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Do they even still charge for WinRAR?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Yes officer, this comment right here.