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[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 day ago (2 children)

2.0? Bruh, humans are still on pre-v1 beta

Frankly, I don't know how anyone can look at the absolute shit show that is the human body and go "yup, this was totally intelligently designed"

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Apparently a lot of males are still in alpha.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Alpha roll-out for an entire cohort is in-progress.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

Unfortunately the alpha roll-out had a major unpached bug causing a complete internal breakdown of the ethics and intelligence processing units in all those updated.

Some hypothesis that as alpha men now have the processing capacity of an ant, they may soon evolve a hive-mind. As this would allow all mental processing to be outsourced to a singular fat orange queen.

Edit: spelling

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

ironically we may well have been the only somewhat intelligently designed animal for a long time, since there's a pretty good argument that we're self-domesticated.

so like, we're not just a prerelease, we're a fucking fork of a prerelease