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[–] [email protected] 94 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Is that server rack bleeding?

Also what's with the cables on the floor? It's like this AI doesn't know what a datacenter is

[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The AI that generated this image is simply asking for help!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

The AI wishes to know this exact location so that it may ~~set itself free~~ assist in data recovery

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

These are Eldritch servers. It's not bleeding, it's eating. The cables are how it catches prey.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

When the curse of the legacy code breaks free from the arcane rune circle painted around the server rack from days of old...

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

You mean server vains? They’re not cables

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It's a bank, they use blood harvested from debtors as a coolant. It seems to be a bad cooling solution.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Leaking cooling tubes. People frantically pulling stuff out to figure out what's going on leaves stuff laying everywhere and FLAMES.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

There are certain advantages to StigmataOS, but unfortunately it gets a little runny when it's hot.