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Billionaire known for stealing people’s ideas debuts totally new, original salute (www.thebeaverton.com)

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[–] [email protected] 51 points 17 hours ago (9 children)

Honestly this is the most believable excuse that I’ve read so far. “Throwing his ‘heart’ to the fans” is that seriously the best these Nazi asshats can come up with?

[–] [email protected] 21 points 16 hours ago (6 children)

But even then, two hearts? What, is he a Klingon?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

Is he The Master?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Not clever enough.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 12 hours ago

Maybe its all part of the act. I mean look where it got him.

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