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[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago (2 children)

But even then, two hearts? What, is he a Klingon?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Today is a good day (for him) to die.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Maybe its all part of the act. I mean look where it got him.