this post was submitted on 18 Jan 2025
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[โ€“] [email protected] 28 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Could have just got it delivered

Anon is a bit more than just depressing

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 10 hours ago

Or just order without the shenanigans. Nobody cares, and if they ask (why would they), just say you're picking up dinner for the family. I do that all the time wearing sweatpants or whatever (WFH), and I've never had someone ask. I'm not fat or anything, but fat people are in the same situation, so it really doesn't matter.

All they care is that you pay for your order.