this post was submitted on 13 Jan 2025
447 points (98.7% liked)

The Onion

5024 readers
712 users here now

The Onion

A place to share and discuss stories from The Onion, Clickhole, and other satire.

Great Satire Writing:

founded 3 years ago
MODERATORS
[email protected]
[email protected]
447
“Companies need more masculine energy” says CEO lacking ‘human energy’ (chaser.com.au)
submitted 3 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
16 comments fedilink hide all child comments
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] [email protected] 44 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Company launches new dress code for men to increase masculinity in the workplace ..... all males are now required to wear just a small loin cloth and cover themselves with oil.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Scented oil?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Bacon grease

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

While it may not be technically a scent, it is definitely a smell and absolutely a vibe. None of those good though.