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I'd be more embarrassed to end up being a performance artist than the bare bottomed bridge farter tbh.
Now we have an alias
At least in the 90s you could have got on Eurotrash with your act.
Probably in the segment just after a Belgian naturist with tits like windsocks.
And right before the guy who makes authentic models of Austrian villages with his own faeces.
I'm sure there's a curator at the Tate Modern that would entertain this argument.
At one point they are an arrangement of stacked plastic boxes. So it's clear they'll take anything
Soon a queue will form and you can charge 5 quid at the door