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Why did we stop doing this? (lemmy.world)
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[–] [email protected] 31 points 5 days ago (2 children)

If only the higher-ups got into dangerous mishaps, followed by you and your coworkers singing a song about what they did wrong.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Oompa-loompa dinkety dorklift...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

You should not have traveled into the Torquerift!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I had a woman slap my hand away from a hot surface while on one of these tours. No songs, though. And I'm not much of a higher up, so probably not worth it.

"She touched the reactor's body, she did! Now her flesh is melted like....?"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

... drippity do. (Drippity do)