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Wrongly Convicted Death Row Inmate Exonerated Mere Hours After Execution [Video] (youtu.be)

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Woah hold on now what if we want to do a little state run murder now and then? Just a tiny bit just the occasional criminal, it's ok they did a murder too so it cancels it out

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

States can a little bit of murder as a treat

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

it's ok they did a murder too so it cancels it out

Hell, if you kill more than one murderer it's a net positive!